Sushi bar manners….roomaji hen

Roomaji version of Sushi Bar Manners.

Just remember that the video is tongue-in-cheek, or you might embarrass yourself, K?

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Roomaji script:

Sushi

Nihon no daihyouteki na sunakku.

Sore ga sushi desu.

Kono sushi wo taberu shoppu ga sushiya desu.

Nihonjin no hotondo ga, kono mise wo mainichi riyou shite imasu.

Kore ga sushiya no iriguchi desu.

Kono noren to iu mijikai kaaten wo kuguru ni ha, hidari kara mittsume no kirikomi no migigawa naname yonjuuhachido, 3.2 inchi agatta bubun wo te no kou wo ate, mekurimasu.

Nyuuten ga heiten yosou jikoku no
Sanjippun mae wo koeta baai, “mada yatteru?” wo wasurezu ni iimasu.

Sa, iyoiyo nyuuten desu.

Futari na n da kedo

Kore ha ninzuu wo arawashimasu.

Douyou ni, sanmei no baai ha, sannin na n da kedo,

Yonmei no baai ha, yonnin na n da kedo to iimasu.

Tadashi, hitori no baai ha, me de jakkan no moushi wake nasa wo arawasu no ga pointo desu.

Sushiya ni kitara, kauntaaseki wo riyou suru no ga daigomi desu.

Shikashi, kigaru ni suware wake niha ikimasen.

Reigi sahou wo omonjiru nihon ha, kanarazu saki ni kite iru tonari no kyaku ni, “koko, yoroshii desu ka?” wo iimasu.

Kore ha, kuuseki wo kakunin suru kotoba desu.

Ten’in ni deha naku, kyaku ni koe wo kakeru no ga nihonjin no giri to ninjou sutairu na no desu.

Gyaku ni, “koko, yoroshii desu ka?” to iwarete, soko ga kuuseki datta baai, kokoroyoku “douzou” to iimashou.

Koko made wo kichin to konashite, hajimete kauntaaseki ni suwaru koto ga dekiru no desu.

Iyoiyo, chuumon desu.

Sushiya ni ha, ueitaa ya ueitoresu ha imasen.

Deha, dou suru no ka?

Kyaku ha, hoshii menyuu wo masutaa ni chokusetu oodaa shimasu.

Omo na menyuu ha, dono sushiya demo onaji desu.

Daihyouteki na menyuu ni ootoro, chuutoro, toro ga arimasu.

Kore ha maguro no shitsu wo arawashimasu.

Ootoro ha, saikoukyuu, yubun wo ooku fukumi, taihen bimi to sarete imasu.

Shari to yobareru kome mo, saikoukyuu burando no koshihikari wo shiyou shite imasu.

Ippou, toro ha teishotokusha muke no janku fuudo desu.

Sakana ha risaikuruhin wo shiyou, kome wo tsukawazu, mugi ya pasuta wo kizanda feiku no kome wo shiyou shite arimasu.

Biiru

Biiru ha ninki no dorinku menyuu desu.

Sen ha nuite moreaemasu ga, sosogu no ha, serufu saabisu desu.

Futari ijou no baai, tagai ni sosogiau no ga nihon no manaa desu.

Bijinesu kankei no baai ha, meshita no hito ga, meue no hito ni saki ni sosogu no ga taisetsu na kimari desu.

Maa, maa, maa, maa

Kore ha sosogu toki ni, kanarazu iwanakereba naranai kotoba desu.

Douyou ni, sosogareru toki ha, ootto tto tto wo iimasu.

Kappuru no baai ha, josei ha dansei ni sosogi, josei ha jibun de sosogimasu.

Naruhodo, samurai no kuni desu ne.

Sushi ha geta ni nosete, dasaremasu.

Shoudoku shita mono wo shiyou shite imasu node, anshin shite, sushi wo taberaremasu.

Kore wo sono mama haite kaeru hito mo imasu.

Ooku no nihonjin no ashi kara su no nioi ga suru no ha kono tame desu.

Kore ha gari desu.

Zairyou ha nazo desu.

Sa, iyoiyo, sushi no tabekata desu.

Mazu, murasaki to yobareru shouyu wo nijuu cc dashimasu.

Tsugi ni, nakayubi, hitosashiyubi, oyayubi de sushi no mukougawa wo tsumami, temae ni kaeshimasu.

Shouyu wo sushi ni tsukemasu.

Bunryou ha kimatte imasen ga, omosa ga kawaru made ha, juubun ni shimikomasemashou.

Sou. Kore kurai ga meyasu desu.

Shoumen yonjuugodo ago wo age, hitokuchi de tabemasu.

Tabemasu (etc.)

Te ni, kome ya sakana no nioi ga tsukimasu node, temoto no uetto taoru de fukimasu.

Kore ha zoukin to yobareru samazama na youto ni tsukawareru benri na nuno desu.

Manaita ya yuka mo, kono nuno de fukareteimasu.

Ichido tsukattara, shibaraku ha araimasen.

Konna tokoro ni mo, mono wo taisetsu ni suru nihonjin no kokoroyuki ga arawarete iru no desu.

Kono hito ha, sushi wo tsukuru gijutsusha desu.

Kyaku ha “taishou” to yobanakereba narimasen.

Taishou ha taitei, hito ni ienai kako ga aru mono desu.

Kikanai you ni shimashou.

Hitoshikiri sushi wo tanoshindara, taishou ni kansha no kimochi wo arawashimasu.

Dasareta sushi ga oishikute mo, sou de nakute mo, kanarazu, “Iya, umai yo, taishou” to iimashou.

Resutoran douyou, sushiya ni mo, tenchou no osusume ga arimasu.

Kore ha, “taishou, nani ka, osusume ha?” to ieba, oshiete moraemasu.

Houritsu de mitomerareteinai menyuu no baai mo aru tame, osusume no menyuu ha kikanai to oshiete kuremasen.

“Nani mo shiranai”
“Jibun niha kankei nai”
“Warui no ha taishou da”
to iu kao de, kokusaihogodoubutsu ni shitei sareta mono no kanousei no aru osusume wo tanoshimikiru noga, nihonjin no tatemae desu.

Shokugo no ocha no saabisu wo agari to iimasu.

Kore ha, “Aa, gari” desu.

Mou, onaka ga ippai de, ichimai no gari mo taberarenai, dakara ocha wo kudasai to iu imi wo arawashite imasu.

Saa, okaikei desu.

Koko deha, oaiso to iimasu.

Ryoute no hitosashiyubi de batsu wo tsukurimasu.

Kore ga, okaikei no aizu desu.

Omae no mise ni ha mou irareru ka to iu imi wo arawashite imasu.

Kono you ni, kaikei wo shitagaru no ha, jibun no hou no tachiba ga ue de aru koto wo shuchou shite iru tame desu.

Kore wo “mie” to iimasu.

Naruhodo, samurai no kuni desu ne.
Kore ha, ryoushuushou to iu fushigi na kami desu.

Kore wo kaite moraeba, ato kara, kankin suru koto ga dekimasu.

Shikumi ha nazo desu.

“Gochisou san, mata kuru yo”

Kore ha, mise wo deru toki no aisatsu desu.

Oishikatta, manzoku shita to iu imi desu node, okotaranai you ni shimashou.

Shouyu no enbun ga monotarinakatta hito no tame ni, mise no soto niha shio ga motte arimasu.

Muryou saabisu desu node, jiyuu ni tabemashou.

Koko ha, yuitsu, honne de kaiwa dekiru supeesu desu.

Ayamaru koto ga aru baai ha, kono taimingu ga betaa desu.

Saa, ikaga deshita ka?

Kore ha sushiya no manaa desu.

Kono hoka nimo, samazama na sushi ga arimasu node, ironna chuumon shite, tanoshimimashou.

Japan Karuchaa Rabo deha, kono hoka ni mo, samazama na nihon no bunka wo shoukai shite imasu.

Awasete, go-riyou kudasai.

Have fun studying….(remember, it’s supposed to be fun).

Sore ja.